♥ Dumb Dumb's real classic ( 传说中的一粒) ♥
May i have everyone's attention pls!
Please read this post attentively becox i promise this is one of the 'interesting' post i am gg to post it here.
It might categorise under 'classic' post one day too.
Guess wat Dumb Dumb usualli address mi at home?
Answer: Bui eh(Fatty),Fei de(Fatty) Ben de(Stupid),Chun de(Stupid),Ah Mei(my nickname)
i USED to call her : "ben ben''(dumb dumb) n becox she didnt like it...i change to ah gal or 'Oi'.
But she still address mi the same...n ytd i heard her callin mi 'chun de' most of the times.
It's ok!!
i am fine with it...(though a little bit buay song lar)
BUT!
i think this post is good enough to advertise her stupidity here, to everone.
Or to conclude that she live up to her name, dumb dumb.
Ytd night mi, bro n dumb dumb were in the bedroom chatting as usual.
Suddenly mum asked her wat do she wan to do with her current hp when bro has intend to buy her a I- Phone.
She said: 可能我会拿这粒电话给我妈妈咯
Found the keyword?
"这粒电话"
Wah piang, i jus burst out laughing n said: 'u said again, 这粒电话?'
She said: '这粒电话啦,不然?你笑屁啊!
i asked again: 那电视机叫什么?"一"~什么?
Dumb: 也是一粒咯!!
Bro buay tahan n burst out laughin with tears
i asked further: 石头
石头这么小, 当然是一粒!
so i answered: so u onli noe hw to categorise "small object' as 一粒??
den she asked mi: u so clever u answer la!
i said: "一台手机/电话", "一块石头" "一台电视机"
cant get enough laughin n i asked again: "人用什么?"
She said: "一位"
i am so stunt ! 一位人!
hahaha!
So i said: " u prove to mi that malaysian is realli not v clever hor..cox most of my malaysia fren also said 一粒电视机.
Dumb Dumb even answer the same for Star.
一粒星星!
Bet she nv came across this "一颗星星" in her entire 23 yrs.
i insulted her:'我现在才知道你的小学及中学老师很想很好当,因为他们只会教 "一粒"’
Now, who is "笨的,蠢的"?!
hahahah!!





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Monday, March 22, 2010